Situations Vacant ! Part 1

                                                                 Once upon a time , along time ago , there was this unemployed guy who at 19 years had his fill of working at home . His close friends had been forever saying that they were thinking of moving away to see the world . Now this young man had just buried his father , and so he was a bit lost at the time . And so having ignored his friends promises once again , he set his mind on going away alone . His first port of call was finding work abroad somewhere , so he bought every newspaper that had a situations vacant column in it , and he perused every one of them , in the end coming across what looked like a possibility .
                                                                 Young man wanted , to work in France on a contract for 4 weeks minimum , selling literature to the French housewives door to door .  Sounded good to him . He went for the interview , impressed the interviewers with his little command of the French language that he had learned from an earlier adventure in Switzerland , and got the job . One of the conditions was , he had to pay his own fair to Paris , but if he stayed the minimum 4 weeks required , they would pay his fare home . This sounded even better , pay your own flight out and after 4 weeks holidays selling books door to door , he would get his flight home paid for .                
                                                                  He would work on a commission , he would actually have no basic wage , hotel bills and food and cigarettes and also socialising would be part of the deal . He was going to be chaperoned all over France by two lovely ladies and two other guys , under the guise of  a door to door salesman ............................To Be Continued !