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Believe me , Never Believe in Chance ! 1st Published April 2016

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                                                                       Is there anybody out there ? Is there anybody listening who just might make some sort of difference ? Doesn't anybody care enough to say and do what needs to be said and done ? Sure why would they ? Aren't they all snug and comfy in their own little bubbles , looking out of their large ornamental windows ? Knowing that whatever little thing in their lives that may need to be confronted , will be confronted by a legion of people other than them who do have concerns , and who do want to make a difference .                                                                      There are millions of people out there who could make a difference , and who could change things for the better . But instead they are so absorbed in pretence and continuous insincere backslapping , that they actually believe that concerned individuals are nothing but trouble makers and thugs . They will not protest when protest is needed

Us Humans Couldn't Organise a Piss Up in a Brewery ! (1st Published June 2015)

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                                   To Whom It May Concern ,                                                                                And so on the seventh day you rested , because all of your good work had been done . You had given us light , you had given us darkness , you had given us life and the will to live . You gave us brains and let us use them in whatever way you saw fit , and boy did we use them . You gave us the capacity to evolve into a super human species , capable of practically anything . You gave us a past , but more importantly you gave us a future . You let us see at first hand all the power of the universe in its magnificence , and also its mysteries . You also allowed for our imperfections , of which there were and still are too many to quantify . You then introduced us to yourself in all of your glory , and we bastardized you . We made pictures of you that ranged from a bearded man with sandals , to a sun blazing high in the sky . There was a catholic you ,

A Grazing Ground in Palestine ! First published 2016

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                              Hi Mr. & Mrs. Jewish America . How are y'all doin today ? I hope the weather is fine for you and yours . I was wondering now that there is so much concern for your fellow Israeli Jews that you go on about so endlessly every single day , that I may have solved some of your problems in relation to the slaughter and wholesale attempt at the annihilation of the Palestinian people . I mean this is obviously your plan or am I being a little over the top  here ? Because I am of the understanding that Palestine is no longer under the control of the Palestinians . Would I be right in saying that ? Alright , now that we have that little question cleared up I can get on to the idea I have that would solve all of your land problems .                               I draw your attention to the poster on the left . Does it not make huge sense for the whole of Israel to re-locate to America where you are all loved so dearly by the Obama's , and the Rothsc

An Imaginary Hole (And It's Dangers !)

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                                                                       True Story !                                                                 This Morning , Having been at a wild Thunderous Party the night before , which involved couples arguing among a Slew of neighbours , something rather dangerous and crazy happened !                                                                  My wife Catherine & I left the party , and all of the drama that was unfolding , Unnoticed I need add ! We started our journey home on foot , having drank a few , you'll understand it was the sensible thing to do ?                                                                    While walking home , Catherine fell down a hole , which led to the sea ! Don't ask , you'll get it soon enough ! Of course I jumped in after her , it's what you would do isn't it ? Well you see , this hole was an imaginary hole , dreamt up in my subconscious that nearly Fuc.ing Killed me !