Us Humans Couldn't Organise a Piss Up in a Brewery ! (1st Published June 2015)

                                   To Whom It May Concern ,
                                                                               And so on the seventh day you rested , because all of your good work had been done . You had given us light , you had given us darkness , you had given us life and the will to live . You gave us brains and let us use them in whatever way you saw fit , and boy did we use them . You gave us the capacity to evolve into a super human species , capable of practically anything . You gave us a past , but more importantly you gave us a future . You let us see at first hand all the power of the universe in its magnificence , and also its mysteries . You also allowed for our imperfections , of which there were and still are too many to quantify . You then introduced us to yourself in all of your glory , and we bastardized you . We made pictures of you that ranged from a bearded man with sandals , to a sun blazing high in the sky . There was a catholic you , and hindu you , there was a muslim you , a snake you , and all sorts of you's . Too many to count , and a lot more who we probably haven't even heard of .
                                                                             Now I know you gave us freedom of choice , and you know what we've done with that ? We didn't choose too well when it came to difficult decisions we had to make , in fact I would go so far as to say we were a bit inept . Stupid even , and yet we still continued , and are still continuing as I speak . But what I really don't get is why you needed to experiment with how man/woman would turn out in such an experiment . I understand that being graceful and pious would be your idea of how we should have progressed , and if there was some input from yourself maybe that could have happened . But you see I have seen human nature for what it truly is . It is such an imperfect state to live in , and again I understand that its down to choice , our own choice . But we were always on a loser , no matter what hero or villain you put in front of us .
                                                                            We have had many people telling us they spoke on your behalf  . They were the same people who directed and formed huge religious corporations and organisations in your name . These same people profited , and abused their religious positions , all in your name . Some people with  financial backing even bought the highest position within the Catholic church , and then went on to abuse their holy position .
                                                                            I really hate to have to say all of this openly , but as the Most High you will already have known about these things . You will have also know how your innocent children had and still are being abused by not only these Holy Monsters , but by those same people you decided to experiment with when you finished on the seventh day .
                                                                             There is definitely something wrong here , either this is just someone's idea of a sick joke , or there are other forces at play here .Either way we , as the subjects of your experiment , would like to object wholeheartedly , and would like to say quite categorically , that we don't want any part of such an experiment . The weak and vulnerable are being systematically slaughtered , physically and emotionally , and really don't care too much for your experiment , in probably the same way as myself .
                                                                           I have been respectful always of the possibility of there being something wonderful and glorious outside of our little human condition . I have never disrespected my existence here , and never will . I will always protect that which is of the greatest benefit to me , my family , and no one will ever bother me or them . But I want you to keep up your end of things , as things are getting quite appalling out there . If you were here in body , there is no way you could justify such an experiment . You are going to have to be a little more hands on . You are going to have to let people know of your existence , because as we all know us humans couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery ! .