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The Loathsome Irritant !

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                                                                   Am still trying to handle the bitch that is January . But am in a positive place today , and January is just another faint needle prick that is easily forgotten . Besides there are more pressing issues to be dealt with and to be faced . Issues that ordinarily I would just ignore or pass as being nothing more than another bloody annoying irritant . Now as we all know irritants can cause blotches on your skin , they can also make you itch in places you'd rather not have itches in . They can also annoy the fu.. out of your head . Now they are a special kind of irritant .To put it in a nutshell , these are what I would term two legged egotistical irritants . People who can't but annoy the arse out of you . You know the ones , don't you ?                                                                   I can almost sense the motion of you nodding to yourselves . Don't be surprised by this . Its a natural r

What The Fu.. is Good about January ?

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                                                                        I Fuc.... Hate January ! I detest everything about it . It is for me the worst time of the year . Its a nowhere month . It has no character . It has no warmth . It is empty of anything that promotes well being .                                                                         Even the poor people whose children's birthday's are in January hate the bastardin month. They've just gotten over the Christmas presents , and now they have birthdays . They should scrap all birthdays and do what they do with horses and set maybe the 1st of July as everyone's birthday from now on .( Just in case you didn't know , all horses were born on the 1st January ) ! You see how handy that would be ? I digress , January is still a shite month .                                                                         Your credit card bills hit you in January , and God help anyone who lost the run of themselve

Yesterday Was a Good Day !

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                                                                          Yesterday was a good day ! No , let me correct myself , yesterday was a really good day ! You see on the 10th January 1975 I married my wife Catherine , and if I did only one thing right in the whole of my life , well then that would have been it .                                                                           That's not to say I got a lot wrong along the way , well maybe I did , but in her I really hit the jackpot . It's not everybody who can say that and really mean it   As its I suppose in men's eyes , sometimes not something that you would own up to for one reason or another . You see men sometimes forget who took them out of holes when no one else would . They also are not very prone to complimenting their wives very often . Don't ask me why , it's just something that we are not prone to doing . And we should . No excuses acceptable for not saying at times what needs to be sa