What The Fu.. is Good about January ?

                                                                        I Fuc.... Hate January ! I detest everything about it . It is for me the worst time of the year . Its a nowhere month . It has no character . It has no warmth . It is empty of anything that promotes well being .
                                                                        Even the poor people whose children's birthday's are in January hate the bastardin month. They've just gotten over the Christmas presents , and now they have birthdays . They should scrap all birthdays and do what they do with horses and set maybe the 1st of July as everyone's birthday from now on .( Just in case you didn't know , all horses were born on the 1st January ) ! You see how handy that would be ? I digress , January is still a shite month .
                                                                        Your credit card bills hit you in January , and God help anyone who lost the run of themselves over the Christmas , you have my sympathy .And what about the poor bastards who only get paid once a month ? They literally starve in January . They sit in their collective house's getting the arse's frozen off themselves , afraid to turn on the heating

. Breakfast is cornflakes and a little milk if there happens to be some . The babies bottles are warmed either under their armpits , or even worse between their legs .No Fuc.... January is not for the faint hearted . Nobody even smiles in January . Sure what have they got to smile about anyway ?
                                                                        We should start a type of bear attitude month , right after the new year bells have lost their sound . Immediately after , we should just hibernate in some way that those horrible 31 fuc.... horrible days are simply left behind us . Everything and everyone should just stop dead in their tracks .
                                                                        I know I have gone off on one . And to be honest I hate for you to see and hear me like this . And some people will say you're wishing your life away . But honestly , HONESTLY , what the fu.. is good about January ? 












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