Just Think of Elvis Presley !

                                                                   I think the cherries will be better next year , you see the tree is getting bigger and stronger . Makes sense really , not something I'm used to .
                                                                   What was it I was saying ? I remember now , your privacy and the lack of . Does it not do your head in when everybody wants your statistics , and am not talking about your body measurements ! You know , e/mail address , place of birth , age , all your relevant details . Maybe I'm just getting paranoid , but I do believe someone is watching us . Our every move , our every text , our every everything .
                                                                   It reminds me of this guy who was about to depart from Glasgow on a trip to Miami . He was going there to party big time with his american friends . So while in the airport just before departure he twittered to his friends about what he was and what he wasn't going to do while there . "I am going to blow Miami apart " when I get there .
                                                                    He enjoyed his flight , had a couple of drinks , the plane landed in Miami . Came through the terminal , big smile on his face already planning his few days , man this is gonna be special .
                                                                     Went through passport control as you do . where the guy checking his passport seemed to take an eternity looking at his details . Started to worry a little then , and was  asked to follow security in to a quite private office , he now had something to worry about .
                                                                    So you are Elvis Presley (not his real name duhhhh) from Glasgow , and your plan is to " BLOW MIAMI APART "  .
                                                                     He never did get to meet his friends , and was promptly sent back to whence he came . So next time you decide to twitter , text or e/mail just think of Elvis Presley , it might save you a fruitless trip !
No need to examine or analyze me , I am Well Beyond That !

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