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Celebrating their 1st Big Electoral Win !

                                                                     I wonder this evening what we should all talk about . Should we all share our experiences from today ? Or maybe that's not a good idea , we'd probably depress one another . Too early in the blog for that sort of shit . Lets try something positive , yes ? Ok you go first , oh for Gods sake I always go first , oh alright then .
                                                                    I have a sneaking suspicion that we are all going to be overthrown by sensitive , caring , loving , vegetarian aliens . The signs are all there . Monsanto is being booted to the sidewalk as we speak . G.M.O's will soon be a thing of the past . I mean who wants to eat hamburgers and fries that if left for seven years will look the same as they did when they were first produced ? Not me , I'd rather have the fresh one's please Mr. Mc Donald .
                                                                   Now I have it on good authority that these aliens I was speaking about are about to introduce a new line up to the new world order . Laugh at this at your peril . They seem to think that puppies and other animals have more humanity than all of us put together . Now to be honest that's not an observation I would ever disagree with or challenge . Would you ? So to say there is a hint of truth in my beautiful premonition , would go a long way to explaining certain things .

I'd Rather Watch Puppies !

                                                                  For example , have you noticed how affluent and intelligent these puppies and other animals are becoming ? They have started winning talent shows , they tell everyone they love you just like Mishka . They are becoming heroes in their own right , smelling out evil terrorists in airports and in Afghanistan . Do not even try to lessen their collective importance , because to do so would be to  offend so many people , that if you did life would not be worth living . So you better start thinking in a whole different perspective . Politicians as we know them are going to be sent to a politicians prison overseen by all of the people who have lost their jobs and their homes because of their fiscal improprieties and their collective incompetence . Sounds good to me . And the icing on the cake , is that there will never be a chance of parole or early release . The fact is because of all of their deeds , they shall never see the light of day again .Perfect !
                                                                  I know its hard for all of you to fathom this , but all I can say and advise you of , is that if you have any allegiance to said politicians now , cut all of your ties immediately because these aliens and puppies have no interest in bullshit . They want your one hundred percent attention , and they will not accept compromise or excuse . I am ok with this , because to be honest , I have a pain in ass with the lot of them . They have run their personal selfish course , and we have all at long last seen these robbing , thieving , dishonourable bastards for who they are .

Support the Puppy Party !

                                                                 So when you see a poster for puppy support . or you see an alien office opening in your area , please give them as much support as you possibly can . They deserve your time and your following . From now on the word alien will have a whole different meaning , and from what I am told it will be struck from all dictionaries from now on . Puppy Power will be the new rage , and from a heart that is filled with only affection for their companions , its easy to see how their personalities will be very popular .
                                                                As I said earlier , this is just a suspicion of mine , and any of the details put forward in this piece , were never meant to offend , and are not in any way to be  connected to similar parties either living or dead . Ignore this disclaimer if you don't intend to read this blog . Alright ?