Now that's Another Story !
Long ago and far far away , there lived a couple who had three children . They were blissfully happy , except for the usual run of the mill stuff . But at this period in their lives the woman involved had a female condition know as Thrush . Now as all women know this is a very uncomfortable condition , its kinda debilitating as your energy and enthusiasm in certain areas diminish because of this discomfort .
Now as we all know , at least I think we all know , Thrush is contagious and inevitably is passed on to the male . Well with this couple , lets just say he was suffering too . But where the inflammation and discomfort is mainly inside with the female , with regard to the male its most definitely outside . In males Thrush is like an open sore in a place there shouldn't be open sores , but there you are !
Anyway , one night as we all lay sleeping , the male woke up experiencing unusual and dreadful pain and torture in his private area . He wandered half asleep into the bathroom where all the medicines and powders were kept . He proceeded to open a small little box/container with Zinc&Boric powder normally used for nappy rash and such . He peeled back the open wound that was his pride and joy , and shook the container of nappy powder on said piece of his anatomy . Expecting instant relief , he suddenly screamed in pain and disbelief ..........................
What his wife had failed to inform him , was that she had replaced the powder with SALT that she could use easily while having a bath with said salt to help her with her recovery .I can hear you all go aghhhhhhhhhh , as well you should and I did too .
Moral of the story , ladies if you replace something with something else , please kindly inform your other half . There will be times , more than once when he will take something on face value . I am so glad I shared , the woman in this real tragedy is pissing herself beside me just thinking about it . Now that's another story !
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Now as we all know , at least I think we all know , Thrush is contagious and inevitably is passed on to the male . Well with this couple , lets just say he was suffering too . But where the inflammation and discomfort is mainly inside with the female , with regard to the male its most definitely outside . In males Thrush is like an open sore in a place there shouldn't be open sores , but there you are !
Anyway , one night as we all lay sleeping , the male woke up experiencing unusual and dreadful pain and torture in his private area . He wandered half asleep into the bathroom where all the medicines and powders were kept . He proceeded to open a small little box/container with Zinc&Boric powder normally used for nappy rash and such . He peeled back the open wound that was his pride and joy , and shook the container of nappy powder on said piece of his anatomy . Expecting instant relief , he suddenly screamed in pain and disbelief ..........................
What his wife had failed to inform him , was that she had replaced the powder with SALT that she could use easily while having a bath with said salt to help her with her recovery .I can hear you all go aghhhhhhhhhh , as well you should and I did too .
Moral of the story , ladies if you replace something with something else , please kindly inform your other half . There will be times , more than once when he will take something on face value . I am so glad I shared , the woman in this real tragedy is pissing herself beside me just thinking about it . Now that's another story !
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