Welcome to The Umbrella Club !

                                                        When Musa was in his early twenties , and still coming to terms with his English , and still working as diligently as ever . he formed this exclusive club called " The Umbrella Club ". Without giving too much away , it was exclusively his , and whatever female he set his eyes on for that evening .
                                                        As he would be working in the restaurant serving food and cleaning tables , there was always a little mischief afoot . Sure enough his duties would be carried out as always without fail , but he always found time to exercise himself within the Umbrella Club . As it was night time and the beach opposite the restaurant was closed , and the only thing swaying in the breeze

were the beach umbrellas . Towards the end of the night when it wasn't that busy , he would invite a new female to join the Umbrella Club if they were of that nature . Being a good looking guy , he never had a problem with membership , there was always some willing female who just had to be educated and enrolled in the qualities needed to join .
                                                       It was hilarious watching himself firstly retreating from underneath an umbrella , followed quickly by the new member . With all introductions over , and the initiation finished , we could all then go back to having our just desserts . Welcome to the Umbrella Club . ( I named it this , I just thought it very fitting ) .
No need to examine or analyze me , I am Well Beyond That !

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