Our Terms of Membership Have Changed ! Attention Boise Idaho !

                                                                      I've said this more than once , but a lot of people are just ignoring me and its annoying the shit out of me . I have never been of the opinion that the readership of this blog be investigated to prove their competence as decent human beings , or asking them to show  their willingness to be vetted so as not to encourage people of sub human character . But I have to draw the line somewhere . Our group has always been a closed group , and entry as you all know has to be passed and agreed to as candidates and applicants have to go through a gruelling interview process . These are the rules as you all know , and failure to comply with them forfeits your right of passage through this wondrous minefield of exploration and discovery . We have all signed the contracts involved , and up till now there has been no reason to either alter these rules , or change the requirements . Is everybody happy with that ? Good , didn't want anyone being waylaid , or in any doubt about the groups position . Hail the group , long live its followers and devotees .
                                                                     Which brings me to my point  and the reason for being so official this evening . It has come to my attention that certain individuals within the group have been questioning our methods recently , and to be honest I find their collective behaviour reprehensible , and feel the betrayal by those elements pretty alarming . Its not as if those same elements have not had the backing of this great community , they have always been supported both privately and publicly .
                                                                     Take for instance , and I don't like to talk loosely about someone , take for instance Mary Lou from Termonfeckin in Co Louth . We all knew the problems she had with her two brothers abusing them poor sheep . Did we judge her or them ? No we did not . She was treated fairly and openly as we would always treat each other . Do you also remember that we sent those poor sheep for counselling , at a great risk and cost to the group ? This my dear friends has obviously been forgotten by Mary Lou .
                                                                     Take Skip Bradbury in Boise Idaho , we as your friends and fellow group members , remember when you were arrested for wearing that Christian Dior gown with those very lush Christian Louboutin shoes when you entered  that strictly come dancing competition .We all knew it was ladies only , but did that stop you Skip ? No it sure as hell didn't . You were so caught up in the excitement of it all that you forgot your allegiance and your responsibility to the group . Did we cancel your membership from the group because of your little ................private hobby ? No we did not . But here you are casting aspersions on the character of your fellow group members . Unforgivable !
                                                                      These are just the tip of the iceberg , and to be honest I find it hard talking about these things . Don't think for one moment that we don't know about you Esther and Precious from Kurri Kurri in N.S.Wales

Kurri Kurri N.S.W .

. If the Australian authorities found out what you were both up to , they would arrest you both under the cover of darkness never for you both to be heard of again .
                                                                      So without further ado , I will simply say , that as a result of our fellow members  behaving so selfishly , I have no other option but to declare this group closed as a private entity . But the good news is , as and from Monday 1st February , the group shall be open to all denominations , all creeds , and we are considering applications from the animal kingdom . Purely as mascots I need add . We have to show solidarity with those poor sheep you know . I mean its only right and proper !