Don't Blame it on Gemini !

                                                                   When you wake up in the morning , do you just choose to be an asshole ? When you go to sleep at night , and you are laying your head upon your pillow , exhausted from your asshole behaviour during the day , do you plan beforehand while going to sleep about how many asshole actions and deeds you are going to perform tomorrow ? And while you sleep , and are in that gentle place called oblivion , are you an asshole there too , assholing up all of the nice dreams that could make you , maybe a better person ? You see there lies the ultimate question . Do we choose who we are , do we have any say in how things could turn out , or are we all just destined to be puppets , whose strings are being pulled by some superior force ?
                                                                   I can't imagine that the asshole mentioned quite often in the above chapter , really has any grasp on how much of an asshole he really is . He most certainly blames everyone else for his place in life , and any little woe that has befallen him , he is sure to blame it on everyone but himself . Unfortunately , there has to be an underlying reason for his obnoxious behaviour . I mean you aren't born that way are you ? You don't see a movie of some asshole and say , he looks interesting , I think I will follow his lead . Asshole ..................such a wonderful way to be , I must try and see if there are any asshole courses going on somewhere . And if there are I must enroll immediately , this has my name written all over it .And when I have achieved that , I will go for Honours papers specifically for  Assholes .
                                                                 We all know assholes , they are everywhere . They stick out like a sore thumb . They bully their way through life , they push others down when they least expect it , and laugh at any hurt caused . And asshole bullies always have their minions . Those little f...... who smile and say hello , but when their evil asshole friend arrives on the scene , the personality change is quite remarkable . And don't blame it on Gemini , these f....... are just as bad their leader . At least assholes have only one way of behaving


, and you kinda know what to expect . But when the dual personality of the brothers and sisters of the minion asshole club get together , well you never really know whats going to be on the menu , do you ?
                                                                 SO , if you are in either one of these two categories , do yourself a favour , and join The Asshole Redemption Association , otherwise known as ( T.A.R.A ) . There are specialists there who can exorcise your asshole demons . They will do their utmost to try and change you around , but as every asshole knows , not everything is asshole proof !

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