Brexit , A Massive Dress Rehearsal !

                                                                         As you know with all of my connections in governments across Europe and the rest of the world I need add , I have found it increasingly difficult to get any sort of scandal from any of my contacts recently . I suppose that would be the reason for my enforced lack of activity . I know that's no excuse when you have a readership of hundreds of thousands hanging on your every word . So with that in mind I am delighted to bring you serious updates on matters that appear to be bubbling on the surface at the moment .
                                                                        Firstly let me just tell you what I have heard from a reliable source with regard to Britain's exit from Europe . It appears that all of this Brexit rubbish was in fact just that rubbish . There was in fact no referendum , and everything that was seen in the build up to the vote was purely a theatrical piece to see exactly what would happen . Because as you all know from previous experience , we are all just test subjects who are being subjected to a massive dress rehearsal before the real thing begins .
                                                                        They are basically trying to weed out the go getters from the lazy bastards . The people who they want installed in government , when and if some REAL drama or catastrophe befalls us all . No point having lazy bastards in government , sure what would they do ? Lazy bastards tend to blame other lazy bastards and so on and so on . I think you get where I'm coming from on this .
                                                                       They also want to separate the thick bastards from the clever bastards . There's no reason for having thick bastards running the country if you can get the clever bastards to convince everyone that they should remain in a glorious European bubble from which everyone to a man would thrive . As you have obviously noticed , I never mentioned women in the previous sentence . Why ? Quite simple the clever bastards seemingly are all male and want it to remain that way . Clever Bastards !
                                                                       Now all of this is pure supposition , but I have it on good authority that a move in that direction is imminent . You see it is imperative that this plan is set into motion as soon as possible . Seemingly there's a place called Scotland , and another called Northern Ireland , that aren't at all happy with the result of the referendum . It appears over sixty percent of the electorate in Scotland voted to remain in Europe , and Northern Ireland had over fifty percent that wanted to remain . They just happen to be separate parts of the United Kingdom and as a result their majorities ,
don't mean a thing in the great scheme of things . We all know they have separate football teams , but when it comes to politics and Great Britain , they don't have a leg to stand on unfortunately .
                                                                       I will end this rather disturbing piece with a little message of hope . Next time you are faced with a referendum that you have concerns about . Would it not be easier if you sought your independence first ? Just a though from an outsider looking in . As always in my opinion !