THE HENWATCH BLOG

                                                                   Am still trying to handle the bitch that is January . But am in a positive place today , and January is just another faint needle prick that is easily forgotten . Besides there are more pressing issues to be dealt with and to be faced . Issues that ordinarily I would just ignore or pass as being nothing more than another bloody annoying irritant . Now as we all know irritants can cause blotches on your skin , they can also make you itch in places you'd rather not have itches in . They can also annoy the fu.. out of your head . Now they are a special kind of irritant .To put it in a nutshell , these are what I would term two legged egotistical irritants . People who can't but annoy the arse out of you . You know the ones , don't you ?                                                                   I can almost sense the motion of you nodding to yourselves . Don't be surprised by this . Its a natural r

                                                                        I Fuc.... Hate January ! I detest everything about it . It is for me the worst time of the year . Its a nowhere month . It has no character . It has no warmth . It is empty of anything that promotes well being .                                                                         Even the poor people whose children's birthday's are in January hate the bastardin month. They've just gotten over the Christmas presents , and now they have birthdays . They should scrap all birthdays and do what they do with horses and set maybe the 1st of July as everyone's birthday from now on .( Just in case you didn't know , all horses were born on the 1st January ) ! You see how handy that would be ? I digress , January is still a shite month .                                                                         Your credit card bills hit you in January , and God help anyone who lost the run of themselve

                                                                          Yesterday was a good day ! No , let me correct myself , yesterday was a really good day ! You see on the 10th January 1975 I married my wife Catherine , and if I did only one thing right in the whole of my life , well then that would have been it .                                                                           That's not to say I got a lot wrong along the way , well maybe I did , but in her I really hit the jackpot . It's not everybody who can say that and really mean it   As its I suppose in men's eyes , sometimes not something that you would own up to for one reason or another . You see men sometimes forget who took them out of holes when no one else would . They also are not very prone to complimenting their wives very often . Don't ask me why , it's just something that we are not prone to doing . And we should . No excuses acceptable for not saying at times what needs to be sa

                                                                     It's hard to imagine how things seem to go tits up when you're just sitting Down to relax after your Christmas dinner . You go onto your favourite media platform hoping to share in the happiness and festivities of others only to see that nothing really changes when it comes to religion and certain factions of a particular belief or religion . You kinda hope that even for just one minute people could take a break from being absolute assholes . You see there I go again hoping to see maybe some positive moves or hear some positive vibes on such a special day . I suppose that's just me being a little naive I hear you say . Well I suppose you can only try and live in hope .                                                            Share those Positives Vibes !

                                                                       I haven't been posting much of late . I really haven't been feeling inspired , or feeling the importance to which I would normally put on certain blogs and commentaries as a result . But something kinda grabs you at Christmas doesn't it ? Something special about the season of goodwill and all of the rest of it makes you want to make an effort where previously you couldn't really have bothered . I mean its easy to just close shop and isolate yourself . Its easy to just sit back and wait until its all over , so that things can possibly get back to some sort of normality .                                                                       There are people who have their decorations up since October / November and they wouldn't have it any other way . God only knows what they'll do  when the New Year is over . I'm opening a counselling room in early January for those who maybe are findin

                                                                 Well take a look in the mirror , and stare at your reflection , wrap your arms around yourself , and be thankful and happy that you have survived another build up to Christmas . At this stage if something has been forgotten or was impossible to get your hands on , that was promised , take some time out and know you did your best , and anyways there is nothing you can do about it now . When the children and the partners get their presents , all will be forgiven and forgotten . Give yourself a break , you deserve to . You are the Christmas giver of merriment , you are the creator of a broad smile , you are the parent who will always provide and do your best . Because its your job doesn't come into it , this is your passing of Christmas's past and one's yet to arrive .                                                                 Already I have heard of a friends mother in law passing to the great ballroom in

                                                                May the words of a mischievous Elf sustain you , in a world of misunderstood children trying to just make some kinda sense of it all . These could be the words of an embittered genius , they could also be the words of a kindly old gent that no one has ever taken notice of . And this little gent unknowns to us all , could be the answer to all of our prayers .You know the ones ? They are the prayers that do lead us into temptation when all we want to do is try and make each other happy .                                                                 You see the prayers of the faithful are yours mine and everybodys . They are the wishes we try our best to make happen . We all in our quietest and most private moments take stock of ourselves , only to find too too many mistakes that have pushed us in the wrong direction . We always limit ourselves in what is possible to achieve both personally , and publicly .We never , ever