Us Humans Couldn't Organise a Piss Up in a Brewery ! (1st Published June 2015)
To Whom It May Concern , And so on the seventh day you rested , because all of your good work had been done . You had given us light , you had given us darkness , you had given us life and the will to live . You gave us brains and let us use them in whatever way you saw fit , and boy did we use them . You gave us the capacity to evolve into a super human species , capable of practically anything . You gave us a past , but more importantly you gave us a future . You let us see at first hand all the power of the universe in its magnificence , and also its mysteries . You also allowed for ou...